Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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