So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...so i touched it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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