I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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