I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You may now shotgun with the bride
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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