How'd it feel making her break her religion?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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