Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just gift wrapped bread.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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