He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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