dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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