yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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