Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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