Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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