I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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