Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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