I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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