Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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