Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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