Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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