Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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