pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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