Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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