overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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