that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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