Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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