I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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