found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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