I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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