i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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