i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
