Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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