i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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