Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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