benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
