When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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