The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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