im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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