TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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