yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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