Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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