Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar

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(269): View more from Michigan

Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.

(303): View more from Colorado

Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.

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(248): View more from Michigan

But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"

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(205): View more from Alabama

you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone

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(563): View more from Iowa

I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...

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