I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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