ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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