Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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