The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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