I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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