If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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