She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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