I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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