i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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