At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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