this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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