Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
