Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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