My hand turned me down
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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