even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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