i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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