Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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