I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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