his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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